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      To say I was disappointed by Stephen Hawking's debut into the literary world would be an enormous understatement. A Brief History on Time is light on plot, and heavy on incoherent equations. Scattered throughout the text are nonsensical diagrams that would be at home in an IKEA manual. Mr. Hawking should stick to his lab manual and test tubes, and avoid the liberal arts at all costs. 

 

      We at EGG HIGHLY recommend purchasing this heinous work and feeding it to the flames of hell before its satanic which-craft can work its evil on your soul.

 

      ~Fitzwilliam Darcy