who we are
Samantha DaMoor is co-founder of The EGG. In her free time she enjoys stalking Harry Styles and reading feminist literature.
David Egg is co-founder of The EGG. He attends Purdue University with a planned major in cartology.
Introducing Mackenzie Cosgrove, exclusive photographer of The EGG. Ms. Cosgrove has not left her kitchen in over a decade, and employs multiple drone look-alikes to carry out her photography on her behalf.
Daniel Egg is The EGG fashion expert. This trendy lady's man pulls 'em in by closely following all the latest fashion trends.
Known sociopath Dart Vader first captivated the EGG team when she proudly read to us her diary, revealing her deepest, darkest secrets. It was then that we realized the nature of the unique dynamics she would bring to The EGG.
Area slut Jessica Jenkins brings a diverse asian flavor to The EGG. Her background in the OC slut economy makes her one of EGG's most precious insiders.
Nikki Jan ran away to Berkeley, California from the nunnery her parents forced her into at age 16. There, she is a regular performer at the Berkeley Playhouse Theatre and is currently preparing for her role as Aunt May in "Spiderman: Turn of the Dark."
Mother of two, Ms. Pontellier enjoys cooking for her husband and caring for her children.
Mr. Darcy is the self-described proudest, most disagreeable man in the world. This makes him an excellent candidate for The EGG's chief social commenter.
Illuminati member Blue Ivy has been with The EGG for over 40 years. She is one of the staffs oldest members, and looks forward to another 40 years of service.
We at EGG no very little about Victoria. She is an enigma to us, but she's pretty damn classy. We suspect she is related to Lady Diana.
Bill Nye enjoys teaching young children about the evils of religion, which makes him a perfect fit for the job as "food reviewer." Mr. Nye enjoys Chex Mix and making love to his wife.