As the 2013 Celebration of Christ's birth kicks into high gear, we at EGG would like to share some of our FAVORITE holiday tips for making your room a little more merry!
Festive holiday lights are a must have if you want to properly honor the Holy Trinity. Our personal favorite lights are the Super Snowmen Jumbo Lights Pack from Walmart. Powered by tiny supernova in their core, these baby's shine bright like a diamond and are great for the environment!
To add some more festive atmoshpere to your room, we also recommend setting out a pile of gingerbread cookies just under your door to lure children in. The gingerbread cookies will smell like heaven, and the children will taste AMAZING!
No Christmas celebration is complete without a Christmas tree! EGG highly recommends a real tree, none of that artificial crap. One unique tradition we came across in our travels to Africa was placing shrunken enemy heads onto the tree. This is a special touch that is sure to make your friends say "AMAZEBALLS!"
Come December 25th, a fat man will attempt to enter your domicile. Do not be alarmed. This can easily be prevented by smearing the blood of a virgin over all doors, windows, and air ducts.
As you light the 8 candles, which represent the 8 fold path JC preached, keep in mind what Christmas is all about: preparing the soul for its ascension into Arcadia.
Have fun and be creative when decorating and your room is sure to be a winter wonderland. Merry Christmas!
-David Egg
Christ's Mass
Tips on decorating your
dorm this holiday season!
