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      For the average college student, Cup of Noodles is Jesus Christ incarnate. As the academic year progresses you may decide to branch out from the safe and familiar womb that is the chicken flavor. Your other options include Beef, Chicken and Vegetable and Shrimp.

 

      While shrimp may seem like an exotic delicacy enjoyed by mermaids or some shit, it infact tastes like urine. The odor that rises from the hot piss water is enough to get your roommate to move TF out.

 

      If you feel like roughing it like Bear Grylls while climbing Everest on Man vs Wild then be my guest, drink the warm pee-broth. However, I would avoid this shit like the plague and stick to the chicken flavor.

 

-Bill Nye

honorary asian