They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, but I beg to differ. Any girl up to date on all the latest fashion trends will agree that fur is the new BFF in town. This controversial material is making a comeback and it's bigger than ever!
One touch of the fur's gentle caress and you'll fall in love! It's PERFECT for the winter and for any nighttime affairs throughout the rest of the year. Wear a quality fur coat around town and you are sure to receive attention from this glamorous addition to your wardrobe. And it only gets better with time as PEETA members are just bound to throw paint on you and give your wardrobe a whole new sexy look!
While there are many brands of fur coats, there is truly no parallel to your own design. You'll need about 60 large rabbits, or any equivelant amount of fur from another species, to complete your design. Once you acquire your gun liscense, it should be a cinch to finish your masterpiece! So go ahead, add some fur to your wardrobe. You won't regret it!
~Daniel Egg, EGG fashion expert
Fur! Fur! Fur!
