Christmas, what does it all mean?
As December 25th quickly approaches many gentiles get caught up in the hustle and bustle of the season and forget the true meaning of Christmas, which we all know is to celebrate the emaculate birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Here are some tips to keep JC in mind during the holidays.
On the "from" section of gift tags ALWAYS put Jesus because let's face it, you wouldn't have any gifts if Jesus hadn't died for your sins.
Try to keep the Christmas music to a minimum so you aren't tricked into worshiping Santa (suspiciously close to Satan) instead of Jesus.
Also, make a fake baby Jesus and hide him in a cake (like the French do) but take it one step further than those socialists and put multiple baby Jesi in your cake so with every bite you are reminded that this tiny infant died on the cross for you and your entire family's indescrepencies.
Finally, when you wake your children up on Christmas morning try dumping a bucket of holy water on their heads to re-baptize them and really get them in the Christmas spirit!
-Sam DaMoor, Child Soldier of Christ
Putting the Holy in Holy Night
