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Who doesn't love Nutella? It's smooth, delicious, and doesn't leave a trace! Unlike conventional poisons which take the form of a small tablet, Nutella is easy to spread onto your enemy's food.
Nutella works its magic fast; in just 666 minutes the victim will be dead as the Queen of England! Part of the charm of Nutella is just how tasty it is, in addition to being a fast-acting poison. The consumer will literally lick his fingers, eager to get every last ounce of this deadly food into his body.
Yep, Nutella sure gets this reviewer's approval! A quality murder weapon you can taste.
-Bill Nye
murder connoisseur
nutella
it's to die for!
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